Orchestra Oka Spa Resort

Had a rest with my husband from 19.10. 20. We are young (25 years old) and despite the fact that we used to rest only in foreign countries, due to the epidemic we were forced to consider other options. We were very impressed by the Oka Spa Resort hotel near Moscow. Pros: Friendly staff. Everything was told and shown. Clean rooms. Despite the small area of ​​the room (standard), it is very clean and comfortable. The room has soap, gel, shampoo, glasses and water. Clean mini fridge. There is a balcony. Atmosphere. Very beautiful, well-groomed nature. Clean air, spring water, gazebos with barbecue overlooking the Oka River. (for a fee). Guarded territory with parking. Pool. Very clean. There is a sauna, steam bath and plunge pool. Towels and disposable hats are provided for the session. Food. Maybe for someone it will not seem tasty, monotonous, but for a 3 * it is normal. There are also fresh vegetables, pickles, and cuts. Several options for soups, second, baking. Leisure. There are billiards (for a fee), children's game machines, board games, books, a playground. Minuses: It's hard to get there on your own. In wet weather - a dangerous descent to the river. Skolsky planks, some of them are broken. Bottom line: this hotel is suitable for a relaxing family vacation with children, retirees and everyone who wants to take a break from civilization))).

Perfect place. It's okay, what else a person needs. The food is good, the pool is excellent, the area is large and green. Near the Oka river. The air is clean. Silence around.

Very controversial impressions remained. First of all, I want to note the staff, it is clear that they are trying, they are very sympathetic, friendly, sincere, there were only good impressions. The problem is in the hotel itself, this is a soviet boarding house, not a resort or spa. The contingent is very budgetary, not demanding visitors ... for breakfast they refueled with something strong-alcoholic, cheap and normal, everything will go. You enter the hotel and you are greeted by the persistent smell of cheap beer and fumes, all drunk, not quite adequate. and all this in the hall of the times of the USSR. The food is disgusting. Whoever writes that it is tasty, apparently in the morning already "refueled" and they did not care what to eat. I have never seen such disgusting food, it makes no sense even to describe it, it won't even pull biofuel, it's just trash. The cook must be fired urgently or taught to cook at last. But the sauna is quite good, minus the fact that it is on the first floor, and the pool is on the second, but the bath itself is very well made, there is even a dressing room in the tree, there you can sit and drink tea (you must bring with you). The territory is not as big as they promise, you can go down to the Oka down the slope and back, in fact, the whole territory is for walking. The beach is not equipped, there was no pier, it was impossible to enter the water, silt with sharp shells to the waist. In general, I would not recommend, well, only if you really need to relax and the budget is small, and you don't care what you eat and with whom to relax. This is straightforward for completely unassuming tourists who first left their native village. In general, there is nothing wrong with the scoop, but in such a combination as here, more likely no than yes.

Very beautiful area, but I think this is not the merit of the hotel staff (if only the gardeners :)) .. Nice kitchen. Quite monotonous and cutting, as if with an ax, but you can eat. Delicious pastries. Beer is fine, but stronger drinks are likely to be cheaper. Acceptably friendly staff, in principle, no complaints in this regard. Somewhere they helped somehow ... but this, in principle, should be. Nice 25 meter pool for adults, water temperature super. It's inconvenient that you have to record and you can't go when you want, but I hope this is a temporary inconvenience for obvious reasons. Very old renovation in the sanatorium itself, everywhere! Plumbing and lack of air conditioning "drown" this place. Mattresses, pillows and blankets are all uncomfortable. You open the windows, the room is full of midges and mosquitoes. This is understandable, the complex is located in the forest by the river. Management, well, for that kind of money for accommodation, I think air conditioners can be purchased. Or at least a fan in every room. Sooo steep descent to the river. It's certainly not the hotel's fault, but ... whatever one may say, it's a minus. You live next to a river, but going there is a great feat. Especially when there is a small child in my arms. Old sports equipment. This is not clear to me either. It is worth a penny. Once a year, I think you can update these consumables. 2 maids on 4 floors of the building. If you are not ready to go out when they got to your room, then this day, alas, most likely, you will not be cleaned today. It is not clear why there are signs "Clean up the room" on the door. Normal animation for children, they obviously like it. I won't say that the animators themselves are superb, but, apparently, the level is enough for this. In general, the impression is positive, everything is drawn by the surrounding flora and even a little fauna (they stroked the little hedgehog, helped him return to the woods). But for the money we pay, it should definitely be more comfortable. The second time would have gone ONLY if they found out that the renovation had been made. I bet 4, but ... it's a stretch. Right here to "support the domestic manufacturer."

With so many not even minuses, but jambs, the score is 2 points. Perhaps, if you travel with children, it will suit you more, now it is like a pioneer camp, there are 2 playgrounds, such as a beach and a pool (it did not work due to quarantine). Soviet-built buildings, 5 floors, large, well-groomed area, good food, clean rooms. Better to take a room in the 2nd building, with a view of the Oka and higher and further from the first. Better to come on Sunday, leave on Friday ... Shoals! I will not describe everything, my hand will dry up to list ... Most of them are from theft and mismanagement ... Toilet and sink for children. You need to write while sitting, wash yourself in the bathroom. Everything is flimsy and crooked (the toilet seat in our room is from a different model, the toilet is poorly fixed). The mattresses, windows, pillows and blankets are new, but the cheapest. The pillows have already served and I would have brought my own, it's hard to sleep. It can be cold because of the windows (cheap and too thin glass bag for latitude). Nutrition norms, the chef is a genius, he manages to cook well from such cheap products. Butter spread. Ramsons and peas dried out, garlic was close to this. It is cooked in margarine, part of the dishes, turns into a mayonnaise salad the next day (you need to be careful and careful and remember yesterday's menu). On the day of our arrival, there was a wonderful vegetable salad, but then the tomatoes were plastic, in early July it is generally difficult to find them, but you can only take them with a rollback ... The territory is beautiful, well-planned, but without development. I think there used to be a noble estate there, in Soviet times, a little bit was finalized and that's it. You can't walk further than the paths, thicket with windbreaks and practically no paths. There is a beach, like a pantheon (bolts stick out of the gangway, you will hook it with your foot), in front of which there is a sign "it is forbidden to swim" ... I swam, although the sewage system upstream is annoying. For such an improvement of the territory, you need to punish, they dug up the soil with a tractor and are crazy, 2 toilets are still fresh, the third is all, that is, I disdained to go into it, the stench is terrible. I have a suspicion that they will be cleaned in the river. Sun beds 10 pieces. It's a pity that there is no boat rental, I regretted not taking my own ... Well, the cherries on the cake ... On Friday there was a full house, and at night one of the parties gave a concert. People did not sleep until 3 am. Reception and security, none. The wedding came on Saturday ... The fireworks at 12 o'clock in the morning were magnificent.