Kafe Na Patriarshey

Stars put only for servicing. Extremely courteous and helpful waitress. This is the end of the pluses. The table is dirty, the dishes are not professional. Mayonnaise everywhere, a lot of butter, fat. Mahito was very bitter, although we ordered a non-alcoholic. No payment by credit card.

We went in, there was a stench at the entrance, unfortunately it did not bother us. They sat down at the corner table on the 2nd floor, they did not notice at once, and over the table the hood was tightly overgrown with cobwebs and dust, and this "miracle" would be suspended two meters from the floor level. They were there as part of 2 pairs, ordered pizza, shish kebab, salad, sushi girls. The waitress came, put one pair of appliances and left. We think next time will bring, but there was no first pizza, but we without instruments, asked, brought. Then came the "shish kebab" chicken, in inverted commas knowingly wrote, I do not know how it was cooked, but the feeling that the stupidly boiled meat of the breast was fried a bit and voila, marinade, and salt, pelted with onion and vegetables, and so will come down. The tea was brought, if it can be called so, in the film, drank something, and the mug "brown" from the plaque. The waitress came and almost took away the most intimate, the half-finished salad, which we did not finish, we stopped and made a remark, after which she periodically came and interrupted our conversation with the phrase "what to take?" We already rushed to collect plates on the table, if only we were left. Then the girls got sick, they cut their gums, it would seem how? And that's it, breading! Pizza was normally ordered 2 kinds, salad podchti ruined the excess of vinegar. The waitress brought the bill and decided to pick up the plates, while we paid and drank the tea, she threw everything on the tray and left, there was a noise on the stairs, the appliance fell, which remained there until our departure minutes in 5, everything can be understood when the load, but on that the moment in the institution apart from us, there was only one company of 4 people. Well, it's time to pay attention to the music! I very much wanted to see the person who composed the track sheet, the mixture of the hiphop and not adequate pop, exasperated, especially when "it" yells from the speakers, we did not hear each other at first, the waitress rescued, asked to turn down the volume. Left this place and thank God without poisoning, prices as in a restaurant, and maintenance, the condition of the premises, and music as in a roadside cafe. I do not advise this institution!

Nice, simple. We ate business lunch, not bad. In the toilet cockroaches ☺️

The shish kebab is terrible, not tasty and it seems that the shish kebab was warmed up in a pan, there was a taste of sunflower oil, 2 cucumber slices and 1/4 of a tomato slice were windy. I do not advise!!!

Such a place. But the suluguni cheese under the syrup from the berries is excellent))