Night Club Admiral

Envy for youth. Youngsters probably like

The other day I managed to visit your night institution - Admiral. I can’t keep silent, but this is a real HELL for "rest". I don’t know what the owners of this club think, but they obviously do not respect their client. In general, I will tell you everything in turn. Let's start from the entrance, where you will be met by incomprehensible people, without any uniform and badge, which could distinguish this “guard” from the rest of the crowds, and will be asked to pay for the entrance. It would seem that the pass is paid, forward to the pleasures, but no. Having crossed the threshold, you find yourself in a hall where it is terribly cold, so as not to freeze, the visitors have two exits, either drink or dance. But even this is not an order: you can drink portioned alcohol only at the bar, where there are about 30 people for two dozen chairs and two bartenders. There is a waitress in the club, but she only watches the cleaning of the tables, I did not have to see how she brings a menu of cocktails or even alcohol to at least one of the people sitting in the hall. You won’t be able to dance too much if you haven’t reached the stage of complete fuck ... ma, since absolutely incomprehensible young people are standing around the perimeter of the dance floor, most of them in outerwear (and now it's winter !!!), and they are watching you intently. Yes, no self-loving night institution will let people into the hall not only in outerwear, but also in men's sports trousers, since in such overall things you can carry knives and pistols, not to mention grenades, etc. . that fits easily into the jacket pocket. Separately, I want to say about the locker room. Yes, hooray, it is there, but it is not fenced with walls, right in the dance floor, so your outerwear smells of all the delights of club smoke. Another disadvantage of the institution is the lack of video surveillance of the seats, girls are obliged to dance with their handbags, since their things cannot be left without personal supervision. I could not verify the presence of video cameras over the dance floor, because I did not show the slightest desire to get there. I especially want to note the man and woman of respectful age (60 years old) who walked between the tables and watched the order, as I was explained, amid this noise and cold, their work deserves respect. Although I did not understand their responsibilities, working with this decibel of music at this age is already respect. My comment on this ends. Whether to rest there under these poor conditions is up to you. Only you are responsible for your safety in this club, I advise you not to get drunk, because it’s not for nothing that the “spectators” around the dance floor stand and carve out your condition.

Normal nightclub. Class!

the worst club I have not seen

Does this gaddler still work?