Мохнацький клуб

yoptyt. that's where the whole party is!

When evening comes to the village, boys and girls wash their sand and go to a club. The guys wear the newest sports pants, tuck their shirts in them, put on beautiful bricks and go to the center of the village. And the most fashionable guys go to the club by motorcycle or by car. The girls are going slower: they still have to do makeup - paint their faces, and smell the real spirits of the spirits they bought on Saturday in the district center for five hryvnias. If it is too late and the mother is already asleep, then you can even get out of the closet the shortest skirt, which barely covers the pants. There is nothing good in the club, but you will not go there, because you will not find any other toys in the village. And if you do not come to the club, then tomorrow you will be asked: "you, and what was missing yesterday?" Is the same type of launch. It is not fashionable to come to the club before eleven o'clock: out of ten, only 12-year-old girls hang out here, who will come home until midnight, because Daddy gives an ass to his ass in the morning. Such girls are called "skitsuks". Sometimes they drink three bottles of moonshine and roll under the club. But after eleven in the club real dances begin. Tanya Bulanov, Serdyuchka and Lyuba are dancing at the dances. The girls dance in a circle and the boys sit on the fence under the club. If a guy is dancing, whether he is drunk or a honeycomb. In advanced clubs, movies are rotated once a week. The cinema is twisted old, so the equipment is still with Soviet times left. In the most advanced clubs, there is a unit standing in a small room, and if the staff are watching the unit, then more people are crammed into the room than in the Kiev subway during rush hour. In some clubs there are alternative players: for example, table tennis. Shob to play tennis, it is necessary to wait the time of the queue for departure or to be the strongest man in the village and play without the queue. In the rich villages there are billiards. But the town or the most fashionable locals play it - billiards cost three hryvnias, which is very expensive. A normal kid is better off buying a bottle of moonshine for them. If a pig is slaughtered at someone's birthday / family / christian /, then the culprit exhibits: he brings a three-liter jar of moonshine, lots of bacon, tomatoes and cucumbers. Drinks a half-club. In each village there is a passenger who gets drunk and sleeps every day on the steps of the club. But everyone loves him and doesn't even beat him. And in advanced villages, hemp is still smoked. The most fashionable dude is the club. He decides what music to spin on the disco and when to close the club. The club and its friends will give respect and pour them one hundred grams. In good clubs, every night ends with a fight. If there is no one in the village to dig in, then the guys take the onboard GAZ, tractor or wagon to the collective farm, and go to a nearby village - everyone can be beaten there. If you don't find a transport, you can just hit the glass at your club. After the club closes, the fashionable guys ride their funniest girls on motorcycles and cars: whom to go home to and who to go to buckwheat first. And fashionable guys and girls do the same thing only on foot. :)))

Beak