Hazelbrook Middle School

I loved Hazelbrook!! It was an awesome school with an amazing staff, wonderful classes, and fairly good kids. After going to the school myself I give it a 5/5 stars!

After years of carefully observing the actions of the staff and students, I have come to a profound conclusion: The school is run by aliens who are trying to brainwash us. While this may seem unrealistic, the evidence says otherwise. Specific tests and teachings are carefully designed to erase memories from our brains. It doesn’t take long for these teachings to completely erase our past, feeding in “normal” memories. However, I have a theory. I believe that we used to have crazy lives; possibly superheros from another galaxy, until we were kidnapped by aliens and brainwashed into thinking that we lived on Earth as “people”. However, these practices are not working on me. For the past 2 years I have been keeping a piece of tinfoil in my pocket. Due to hats being banned from the school (specifically for this reason) I can’t wear a tinfoil hat to protect me. This would be much more effective, but just a piece in my pocket has proven to suffice. Apart from just brainwashing through teaching, the aliens also have put brainwashing chemicals into the water fountains. There are many tequniques to avoid the brainwashing effect. I have been doing these for 2 years now. Unfortunately all of my past memories still have not returned to me, but through time they will with these simple steps: 1) Keep tinfoil on you at all times; the chemicals are repelled by the metal in the tin foil. If at all possible, wear it on your head to completely protect yourself. 2) Avoid water fountains. As I said before, the water fountains have chemicals in them. 3) Remind yourself of your past memories whilst you are “learning” This way the teaching can’t completely erase your memories. 4) Stop breathing. The air may be contaminated as well. 5) Wear clothing on every part of your body. Coming in contact with the brainwashing rays may harm you. If we follow these simple steps then maybe we can work towards uncovering our forgotten past. We must work undercover, if they find out our plan they will surely plan a counter-attack. Tell your friends, we must build up a rebellion to finally escape the alien’s grasp!

Teachers are nice, unlike Byrom. Met lots of great people, electives are creative, even though I had some problems with staff. Overall, liked it

I'm so glad I'm finally getting out of this school. I've been here for 3 years, and I've had problems with both the staff and students. The good thing about this school is that some of the classes have great academics and the electives are immersive and creative.

I've only been at hazlebrook middle school as I graduated as a 6th grader now I will be in 7th and I really like the school the staff and teachers are very nice and it's easy to make friends