Embassy of the United States of America

My favorite foreign Embassy. They will have all the latest scores and current standings for American sport teams. You can place bets on American sport teams at the gate. You are not allowed inside if you can't pass the test. We will always be coming back here for more ways to figure out how to be even more American than American Canadians already are. Central and South Americans come here to seek asylum from their oppressive governments. Every Tuesday at 11:07 AM you can attend bingo on the large lawn. God Bless America and Donald J. TRUMP who make just about everything in this world happen for the good of freedom seeking people all over this planet and in Space. No worries mate !!!

Amazing people. Talented diplomats. Commissioner John Dalton was fantastic.

James Charles went here

Don't try to take a souvenir picture, the guards are paranoid. You may be able to take a snap from inside a car but definitely not if walking outside. They sometimes do embassy open days, which is the best opportunity to visit this embassy as the building actually looks very inviting and it's located on a huge estate. This US embassy is probably one of the largest in the world.

Kinda smelly