Sparkasse Koblenz - SB Center

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Relatively small but nice SB area. He has been integrated directly into the town hall. The site has a beautiful historical frame of buildings around it.

Welcome to this review! My name is Salah Mie and I am happy to accompany you through this review. After a few talks and long sessions with my therapist, I am finally ready to talk about the event that recently took place in downtown Koblenz. As usual, I woke up in my tattered sleeping bag in the branch of the German bank where I prefer to sleep because it offers a large anteroom. Five cigarettes and half a bottle of cheap vodka from Netto later, I was finally able to pursue my work as a deposit bottle collector. In the late evening, after a hard day's work, I wanted to redeem my earned wages and stumbled across this new deposit machine from “Sparkassen AG”. I had never heard of this before. When I wanted to insert my deposit bottles as usual, I had problems finding the hole. Only the slot on the right side seemed to be an introduction option for me. However, it was clearly too narrow to be able to insert a bottle there. After a few more desperate minutes and two nervous breakdowns and irregular howling cramps, help suddenly appeared in sight as a man dressed in a suit ran to me in panic. Today I think the man was having serious mental health problems because he asked me very rude to leave this place. He also often used the word "ATM", which seems to me to be a synonym for "deposit machine". However, it was not entirely kosher to me. However, this unfriendly demeanor and his words "finally get rid of you bum" hurt me very deeply, which is why I returned to my usual place to sleep in the German bank with my head down and tears in my eyes. Due to these incidents, which still burden me heavily today and strongly influence my future mental and spiritual development, and the fact that this deposit machine is a cheek for every honorable deposit collector, since the insertion slot is so small that the bottles are the size of a Credit card folds, in order to get even a little bit of it, I can unfortunately only give him 1 star. After all, it wasn't broken like the Rewe always. With this in mind, I say goodbye and hope that you will smile at me once in a while when you see me lying in the German bank, because many people, for incomprehensible reasons, tend to turn away from me in disgust.