Goulden Girls

You're certain to have a gould time, should you decide to visit. I would give six stars, but the mint on my pillow was bubble-mint and not spearmint, like I like it. This was off-set by the fact that I wasn't supposed to be there, so score one mint for me. In the fierce chase down the stairs, I think I was able to get my steps in, so I would also recommend this joint if you're into spontaneous, middle-of-the-night cardio programs. I'd have to say I was pretty disappointed that there were no snacks on the kitchen table on my way out the door, but I'm looking past it due to the wonderfully giddy dogs, who thankfully don't seem to have protective instincts.

Odd name for a B&B. Wanted to see what the hype was all about. Several people mentioned that the blonde fellow running the place was quite interesting. Interesting was an understatement. We thought we would have our own room. Ended up with a large air mattress in the common room. Very strange. We were exhausted so we didn’t want to turn back. We awoke to him sitting on the couch directly across from us staring and drinking one of his craft beers. Not wanting to make things even more awkward - we acted like we were still sleeping hoping that he would go away soon. Highly recommend. Riley, the servant girl, is pleasant.

I've never had a colonic that ended with a goody bag. It just had a few half-eaten scones in it. But the blonde guy at the register was so gruff when he handed it to me that I didn't dare refuse it.nnRemoved 1 star because scone flavors were not marked, procedure was performed on an air mattress, and office hours were not as listed.nnWhen you make your appointment, ask for Riley.

I can't understand the problems everyone has here. They got draft beer, dogs, and vinyl. Great place.

Went in for a massage the other day. I don't have a lot of experience with getting professional massages but this was very enjoyable. Riley has magical hands that one can only acquire from house Hufflepuff. I'm taking 1 star off because of the cantankerous, blonde gentleman rubbing his belly button in the corner of the room the entire time, but if you ignore his grunting, its definitly worth it. 5 stars!!