Landesamt für Verfassungsschutz Bremen

By far the most important and most powerful secret service in the world. The six hundred times as strong staffing of the NSA is more than offset by the seven hundred times the competence of an official of the LfV-Bremen. Chuck Norris applied and was finally hired as a cleaner after Marcel D'Avis had to retire after a short time due to burn-out. The four pillars in the entrance area represent: 1. objectively justified superiority, 2. the claim to sole representation of all democratic forces of the world community, 3. the supporting function of the Bremen state apparatus for the international rule of law, 4. delicious Bremen Kluten. Legends say that the Bremer LfV was founded by Wilhelm Kaisen in the geological phase of the Upper Jurassic and was therefore able to archive the most detailed records of the formation of terrorist groups by brachiosaurs in all of Northern Germany. More realistic assessments consider this to be far exaggerated and refer to the larger collection of the Bremen Public Order Office. Public officials of the LfV mostly appear in the form of human beings; Depending on the area of ​​use, the following can also be considered: leopard seal, gazelle, F-16 fighter jet, Donald Trump, one-hand kitchen mixer and Chewbacca. The only drawback: the tap water tastes a bit bland in the main building.