Sonoma County Main Adult Detention Facility

A friend has stayed at this all inclusive resort. The concierges are quick to anger but care about the safety of their guests. There aren't pillows, perhaps because they care about your spinal alignment, maybe it's a new spa treatment? The have hydrotherapy to clean yourself, which is included in your stay and available daily. There isn't a maid service but laundry service is included! They even provide clothing and comfortable shoes to keep you from the binding materialistic lifestyle. Even phones are checked in so that your time is free of the bindings we have to life. The 3 stars is for the food, the meals are the same everyday and aren't pleasant. My friend has stated that the choices are very limited and the breakfasts don't very. As for dinner, the meats are unrecognizable and the vegetables are obviously canned. Do not expect mechelin star food. But all in all, you get what you pay for.

Get away from it all... Relaxing stay. Complimentary 24 hour room service, including 3 free meals served to your door daily, with a special Sunday menu. Tipping not only not necessary, it is actively discouraged! Free library. Free medical and dental care. Free hourly wellness check! Free laundry service. All clothing, footwear, towels, toiletries provided at no charge. Free armed security detail. Free background check. Clean drinking water provided to every stateroom. Temperatures kept at a comfortable 68F, year round (all facilities are air-conditioned). All utility costs waived (water, sewer, PG&E and garbage are all paid by the county). Enjoy a completely free stay with no credit check, no down payment, no cleaning deposit, making the daily cost lower than on any commercial cruise line, with better plumbing than many cruise lines. Free access to a crisp, sparse, chick outdoor space for at least an hour a day. No work schedule, no stress! Every day becomes a holiday.nnUnfortunately, no conjugal visits at this facility (not counting the posibility of such visits with other likeminded guests/neighbors that also staying at the facility).nnRepeat visitors earn special status, akin to airline frequent flier programs, with special benefits such as a private suite, free rapid transportation to the facility, extra security detail, etc.nnPlease make sure to upvote this to show your support.

It's a jail. Three stars for being a relatively nice facility though. There is a nice gym on the premises for those employed there, best thing about the job was the free gym.

Sergeant Apollo Intentionally detained me many hours after I posed bail. Most female workers sat around eating and doing Everything they can to not do their jobs, and to deliberately waste our time. I do hope this department gets a thorough investigation on its operations. After complying with the law and showing respect and integrit I was unlawfully detained and unlawfully processed in this corrupted station. I was not offered any information on my arrest, and during the long 8 hour process my “DUI” charge was reduced since my blood tests came back under the legal limits (since I wasn’t drunk in the first place). I was released after 8 hours without any Law Officer offering me any details about my arrest. Luckily the competent Bail Bondsman gave me all the information that Sonoma County would not. If anyone gets detained here, do not be surprised if the unprofessional law workers waste your time and money. Do not be surprised of the incompetence from most the workers here; most on a power thirst ego trip. Protect and serve does not apply here.

Long lines for most everything - many of the county workers seem to be having a bad day - not all, but really about half are nice and understanding , the other half seem to be in such a hurry to get back to ? ? Maybe it was an off day for county workers and usually they are very nice and helpful , it was on a Monday, I know I wasn't happy to be there . But I don't work there either- i know whether I'm happy or not I am always nice and polite and willing to be of service regardless of whether I ilke my job or not , whether I like that customer or not doesn't matter - if I could give the place a negative star rating I definitely would - the moment you step foot in that building some dept or another has their hand out to collect $ $ $ - or you're going to either visit someone in jail or maybe you're going to be the one in jail that day, never know -