Frederick County Adult Detention

The staff was fantastic. The accommodations left a lot to be desired, but I’m blaming that on the toilet paper on the heating vent.

Me and Alex had a lot of fun ;)

I spent a month here, and all-in-all, not a bad facility. It was like going to the zoo, but instead of being a visitor, you are the exhibition! A fun and interactive experience until you realize they lock you in ;) Food was mediocre, several days of almost decent fare, followed by a week of food I wasn't sure hadn't been eaten already. Most C.O.s were tolerable, several seemed like they actually care. Special shout out to Hartle(I think that's how you spell it), he was not only a great C.O., he was also one big chunk of manliness, and my only regret is the lack of a strip search by him!

Dropped the soap on ¨accident¨ but besides that good

Roller coaster but worth it in the end.