Mountainside Police Headquarters

The only police department that would pull you over and ticket you for no front plates. I work next door to them at the children's hospital and they never did anything or even visit the kids. Another township police department actually takes the kids out to go shopping or comes and visit, this one doesn't even when you are next door to them.

That moment when you get arrested and you see one cop pull out a camera and another one pull out a dildo. 3 stars.

If I or any other minion would attack someone with a dildo we would be arrested. Taxpayers taking it in the rear again . You can thank the Thin Blue Lie and all the Blue Privledge that goes with it.

What a shame !

If DMV issues you two plates, one plate is not for reserve...