Mt Calvary Cemetery

It's always clean and very well kept.

My favorite cemetery that I have been to in the metro, well kept.

Very nice cemetery. Well kept up. One thing though, they have a big fence around it, because people keep dying to get in. Now, figure that one out!!

Friends and family members there well maintained

Sometimes i walk through here and can still here Billy Mays trying to lure me in with another special TV offer. It's unfortunate because i always go up to his grave and throw money at it in hopes of getting a sweet deal but to no avail. I've even tried pouring stain removers and detergent in a demonic symbol in hopes of summoning him. Yet again, no luck. The worst part is that sometimes i'll get my old radio from my garage and turn it on and if i go all the way to the highest frequency on AM radio, (94.7) i can here billy talking about his newest product formulated in the depths of hell and only the strongest volcanic rock. Somebody help me i think he's still trying to get customers. Rest in peace to the great king of the pitch. I need an exorcist and a priest ASAP. I'm putting my house on the market and moving to Pasadena.